No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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he has the hands of the vagina gods.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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