I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Life is so much better after having sex.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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