He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
