no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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