I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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