Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
This is the high leading the old right now
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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