we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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