Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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