Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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