I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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