with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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