They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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