This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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