I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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