Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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