I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He called his prostate his "boner button".
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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