so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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