So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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