Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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