discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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