I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
