Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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