at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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