I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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