i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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