Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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