is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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