Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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