TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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