On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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