I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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