Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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