i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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