Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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