It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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should my penis look like a turkey
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I'm really busy with my period
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