What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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