She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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