i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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