On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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