32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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