For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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