Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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