Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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