I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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