so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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