sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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