Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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