Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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