I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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