i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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