i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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