therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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