I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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