Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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