I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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