Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We have started to decorate penises.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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