I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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