Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
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I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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