Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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