just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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