True but thats because hes a fetus.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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